Silver Tongue

sepulchral-pulchritude:

brattylikestoeat:

#the way he only says the name of the ingredient with each step is the polar opposite of those recipe sites with like a 27 paragraph intro

What's the weirdest thing the Mewtwos have done or said while high on Pokenip?

xxtc-96xx:

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dialogue lifted from a reddit post

he’s the stealthiest boi, interrupting Ash and Huey wandering around

What is the origin of your profile picture?

weaver-z:

POV you tried to join a forum for Norse mythology enthusiasts

maxiesatanofficial:

otselotovaya-khvatka:

am-android:

shorthalt:

castleships:

do you ever think about how legendary pokemon might be their equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon world like ‘okay sure trainer you say you got a picture of a moltres but that just looks like you lit a rubber chicken on fire, that’s probably a hoax.’ ‘everyone knows that mewtwo is just a dude in a suit.’ ‘my grandmother’s aron got taken by deoxys my aunt got it on video’ 

*tumblr blogger in pokemon world voice* ho-oh is gay and also my dad

Giratina is real but you need to drink two super repels and be behind a pokemart at 3:33 to see him.

*tumbler trainer voice*  The only way to catch Regirock, Regice, and Registeel is to pound ten monster energies behind a poke center while blasting a skrillex megamix. When they appear you fight with fists.

to be honest I think that might be LESS of a shitpost than “learn braille, go underwater and just fuckin chuck a corsola at the wall”

marinememes:

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I’ve been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

rotsuko:
“is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
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rotsuko:

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

thanakite:

viejospellejos:

Practice makes perfect:

@urbantheory

I love this and it was literally the best way to show it. By starting with the practice you get to see how hard they worked on this and that it isn’t like edited or visual effects, plus you get the satisfaction of seeing the finished product at the end

mortalityplays:

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised