jungwildeandfree:

ethantheheffalump:

cerynn:

theamazingsallyhogan:

the-gender-enigma:

prokopetz:

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

humans are the memes of the unvierse

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

superdames:

Re-posting this because I finally got to scan it in high-res.

Betty Bates is a goddamn hero.

—“Betty Bates, Lady-at-Law” in Hit Comics #47 (1947)

:D

<3 I LOVE HER <3

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

justjames:

Mood 

Can’t wait to reblog this with the impeachment headline, followed by the “That was totally wicked!” gif.

crowrelli:

im?? late to the troll call party i think,

ifightformyfriends:

itsaarnie:

strongbowdarkfruit:

tilthat:

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

did something happen to Spiders Georg

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

He was an outlier. But he counted.

catlips001:

i-am-a-fish:

catlips001:

i-am-a-fish:

Hey you! If you’re reading this, then you know what to do

Post nude toad?

Unfortunately yes. The public has waited long enough.

The public gets it’s answers.

didney-worl-no-uta:

Found the video!

justsomeantifas:

victoria secrets: pls.. millennials .. please buy bras.. pls. overpriced bras please buy. 70 dollars for 1 bra. pls give for bra. millennials are killing the bra industry. we are dying pls.
me picking up a 6 pack of bralettes for $5 from a grocery store:

celticpyro:

wlwvoltron:

voltron-is-bi:

wlwvoltron:

soundwaves are only good if you put tree sap on horse hair, remember that

*crying* what does this mean

I would contend the sound of slapping a dead animal’s stretched-out skin with a stick can also be quite pleasant, as can screaming from your diaphragm at the right pitch and octave.

onyourleftbooob:

satannoneko:

onyourleftbooob:

bestletterboxd

I died at Spider Man

So did Gwen Stacy