chefpyro:
“ moonlight-mistral:
“cup holder demon
”
i’m getting a restraining order
”

chefpyro:

moonlight-mistral:

cup holder demon

i’m getting a restraining order

blue–friday:

vvrow:

im begging this website to stop informing me of current events like this

toastpotent:

toastpotent:

how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

the CIA is hunting me down as we speak

v-sharp:
“spoopy girl
”

v-sharp:

spoopy girl

alatismeni-theitsa:

younqvolcanos:

modern-austen:

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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This is hilarious but also Madeline Miller’s response was actually super interesting!

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Cool she addressed that and added more info! The post is obviously a joke, I am sure Madeline didn’t actually aim for a cabbage green skin tone! As someone in the comments said, there can be different colours in the pressing depending on the olives! (But our Shrek Achilles AU is canceled now 😭)

liviahyes:

do you think miss rona successfully utilized girl power when she decided to infect trump

fiendblooded:

turing-tested:

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this is leaving out the fact that it’s just the servers being shut down! he’s said himself that the application will still work if you simply connect it to a different server instead! one person on that post has even mentioned that they’re working on a server alternative! here’s a link to the thread for anyone that wants to read more

catboyphobic:

catboyphobic:

White House confirmed that trump is showing symptoms!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕

Lets hope they get worse 🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕

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