skazuhira-miller:

thought: complex and meaningful thoughts about how much character means to me
what comes out: HIM……… SON…. MY SON…. 

krinkshame:

cheese-sample-official:

tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666

like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?

nah man I’m out

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

hyperroos:

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

so in 2010 i made a facebook event for my birthday party for this year, because i thought “haha wouldnt that be funny, 2018 is forever away!”. but now it is 2018, and my birthday is in 2 days.

people have been building the hype for the past 8 years

and now im stressed cause i gotta deliver, i had 8 years to make plans and i procrastinated to the last minute. time makes fools of us all

Tune in tomorrow to find out what I came up with!

robertmueller:

andrewthedankmemefuck:

real-truth:

real-truth:

estufar:

i-am-loco:

crimefighter-bae-b:

rubykgrant:

crimefighter-bae-b:

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

This is beautiful

or better yet,

She has been wooed~

Never forget true romance 💕

filibusterfrog:

seraphim

kinktendo-shamecube:

stealthrockdamage:

emojis for when you are regirock regice or registeel

bunbunbunni:

The Lego Movie has big dick energy for doing this and I’m thankful

big brick energy