This is the most unexpected thing and I love it
Dnd in a nutshell
DM: *sigh* You roll to bend the WOODEN door.
Player: *rolls* Critical 20.
DM: ….so you bend the door-
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Hey i live in the texas area, my area is getting an ice storm, is yours too?
not yet but its supposed to be coming tonight
childhood is asking your parents to go to mcdonalds but they say no because “we got food at the house”
adulthood is going to mcdonalds despite having food at the house, but not getting a drink at mcdonalds because you got drinks at the house
Don’t call me out like this
anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong
How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are
Everyone who reblogs this post, please read about the psychological phenomena of Childhood Emotional Neglect.




