Silver Tongue

moth-mobile:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

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This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

fortidogi:

atomicwrongs:

atomicwrongs:

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh

watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time

if u never laugh eating pussy bro i hate to break it to u but yur girls pussy isnt funny enough

whats clown pussy taste like you cotton candy idiot fuckin dummy

man: dr i am very depressed. i feel like life has no meaning

doctor: dont worry see great clown pussy in town, very funny

man: dr i am clown pussy

@uncle-fucky

yournextdoorfriend:

dresdoodles:

Hindsight is 20/20

meeeeeeee

sixmonthsandgone:

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

arroz-con-yolo:

sxeli:

homosozialismus:

sxeli:

do you think straight people understand what a mammal is

a hundred years of animations have taught us that no

they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits on a duck

This has to be one of the funniest bits of internet commentary I’ve ever read

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

As much as I enjoy you lot yelling at Pencil about Griffin’s Amiibo Corner, it’s kind of filling up the inbox

Bad RPG idea: accidentally reference something you know nothing about in front of approximately 53k people who do

- Mod Paper

Update I have now watched the Amiibo Corner

Upon further examination, I think I now understand things even less then I did before. This statement that applies both in relation to my post and my life in general after watching Amiibo Corner. Thanks for informing me all!

PS. Please don’t use your nerd power to destroy me, Griffin McElroy!
-Mod Pencil

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

meowthmix:

playstation1graphics:

nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

Note to self

404youbroketheinternet:

girlandgeese:

Stop thinking: “I’m not talented enough to execute this concept.”
Start thinking: “I’m going to be a stronger artist when I’ve finished this piece.”

This is a fixed mindset vs. a growth mindset.

Your abilities are not static, and any challenges you have, anything that turns out different from how you imagined, is not evidence of failure, just a struggle towards improvement.