Silver Tongue

daily-rosey:

the power…

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septemberfirst1989:

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

tomatomagica:

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oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

mrjevil:
“huh?
yeah whatever
(more mister!)
”

mrjevil:

huh?

yeah whatever

(more mister!)

ddestr0yedd:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

bayoubastard:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

softecat:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I can’t think of a single Blizzard series that doesn’t have the big guy with a hook

gutterhob uses a lot of WoW models so that means i’m obligated to eventually include a big guy with a hook, maybe i’ll combine them all together 

starcraft has no hook characters, nor does diablo

Don’t ever question me again, insect

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i dont understand any of this nerd shit but that last one got NO hooks

How dare you question me you insignificant bag of meat

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NEITHER ONE OF THOSE ARE HOOKS

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THATS NOT A HOOK THATS A HARPOON!!

A HARPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A harpoon is a kind of hook you pantomime fucking buffoon

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http://www.whalecraft.net/Harpoons.html

shit is heating up in the big dude holding a hook discourse

professorsparklepants:

firey-rising-demon:

susiephone:

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit

What men think women are like verses what women are actually like

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Aw shit it’s a lion

Dad look it’s a lion

Oh fuck son let’s beat it up

oh shit now there’s a leopard

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petite-pumpkin:
“Jevil is showing you a new trick!
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petite-pumpkin:

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Jevil is showing you a new trick!

systemshocker:

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i’m dating an astrophysicist