sublimesublemon:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

queerhound:

gaidaigoji:

queerhound:

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

& is the ampersand

Im about to ruin her day thank you

I wonder how this turned out.

their aunt killed them

just-some-stardust:

saltyshinysylveon:

gif87a-com:

reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

WTF

How my mind shows me my mistakes vs the actual mistake

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

enrique262:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty submitted:

I found this and I thought you’d appreciate it.

Nice, and I do, thanks!

scraps-is-busy:

scraps-is-busy:

Silver and I got back together to get the one that got away. WOOLIES: The Bubsy Strikes back!

Just a reminder that @silver-tongues-blog and I are funny. 

i object to that statement

abeardfullofbees:

luisonte:

El Roomba lowcost

trilllizard666:

jotaro-kun:

meatswitch:

but wait it gets better

“Do you have any money”

“Y-yeah”

“Can I piss on you?”

so fucking alpha holy shit

The fucking power moves

nochillscientist:

sentimental-apathy:

yeahishipitbitch:

iwishiwascreative:

Guys my cat is so polite

Fun fact:
My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

Originally posted by anony-moose-panda

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die