jitterbugjive:

Yep I know that, because shepherds n shit wouldn’t be out and about like that in the buttass winter for one thing

Christianity basically cannibalized Peganism in to a part of their own religion and it’s really gross. But they tend to do this to any cultures they can get their hands on, forcing them to change traditions or molding their traditions to Christianity in order to make forcing them easier.

The cross worn around the neck? That’s because of Thor’s hammer being flipped around. Pegans wore Thor’s hammer, it got turned in to a cross which is why it even has the shape it does instead of what Jesus’ actual cross likely looked like:

Thor’s hammer:

Pegan/Christian Thor’s Hammer/Cross combo:

It was a weird compromise where Vikings were like “well I guess we’ll worship the Christian god, too, along with our other gods just so they leave us alone”

They even tried to make the Pentagram a christian symbol by claiming it was the 5 wounds of Christ.

It was

a really awkward time

i didnt know about the cross thing

jwblogofrandomness:

assassinmykros:

wasteposts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate

New ask game. What’s my theme song?

this is the funniest thing ive ever read

What’s my theme song?

memes–memes:

virtua92:

thats-tea:

Racist man throws punches at FedEx driver, driver punches back Kills him in One Punch. | That's Tea

A racist man who was throwing racial slurs and punches at a FedEx Driver, died in one punch after getting punched back. Timothy Warren was d

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A white man was throwing racial slurs at a Black FedEx Driver. He started Punching the driver, the FedEx driver punched him back one time, killing the man with One Punch.

artiincg:

based on this

dankmemeuniversity:

asteraceaeblue:

minjiminjiminji:

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

keigan-of-sweden:

liripip:

unleashthemidnight:

glixbitch:

uudenpaskanhaju:

Upea galaxy brain huomaus herra presidentti, arvasit meidän salaisuudet miten estetään metsäpaloja maassa missä mikään ei ole kuiva

I feel like there might be a slight difference in climate between Finland and California aksjdksja

I wish I was Finnish so I too could make fun of this 😂

Finns are generally very polite and quiet. You know you’ve fucked up when the entire country publicly makes fun of you.

assofedwardkenway:

assofedwardkenway:

an icon

see also

sockablock:

Uh, yeah, I am currently at 34. My max is 49.

• Holy shit.

What?

• That’s just real low.

Is it? Is it, Griffin, is it REAL low? Is it almost like some fucking LICHES of our imagination SUCKED my hit points away from me, a WIZARD? Is that what may account for the LOWNESS? It’s like, so CRAZY low, HUH?

im-not-a-crack-pot:

punkrorschach:

aeleolus:

penfairy:

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

The funniest part of this line is that it was considered hugely improper to eat ANYTHING in the marketplace so she’s not only saying she’d fuck him up but that she’d do it in a way that goes against social niceties.

Kinda like “I’ll fight you in church” or smth.

!

i will swear in your christian minecraft server