aliaoftheknives:

this was the tiktok witches’ long game, and you laughed. you laughed at their moon ritual. now who’s laughing. 

hellenhighwater:

holy SHIT

egberts:

orienta1ism:

you’re laughing. trump and melania literally have covid and you’re laughing. AND I’M LAUGHING TOO

yourplayersaidwhat:

- Possum familiar + The Dragon’s Breath spell + a fun unofficial subclass = a possum that shoots radiant lasers from its mouth. This is going to be a fun campaign.

themlet:

bitchwillgraham:

sunfortune:

twitters has been on “all crime is legal for 24 hours” since the trump corona announcement 

bikozume:

*We’re in the grocery store and I look you up and down scornfully* Lol. What’s a fresh fruit doing in the frozen food aisle?

superiorjello:

omghotmemes:

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

potoobrigham:

Hands.

Index.

mordhiobhail:

spongebob jokez