Silver Tongue

saintpanic:

Doreen chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds, dearie?”

turing-tested:

arrested for being on main

if you have an account fuck you

peapupful:
“i love him,?
”

peapupful:

i love him,?

eyeburst:

eyeburst:

Really.

every time Pokemon releases a remake of the Kanto region, I’m allowed to reblog this 

slimepost-generator:

vorepost-generator:

slimepost-generator:

remember to boycott cranberry sauce for thanksgiving, it encourages eating slimes

you know what else does?

wh what does, vorepost

candiikismet:

canoasregias:

regbian:

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

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What the hell

transgambit:

me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher

mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*

pelkoja:

leviathan-supersystem:

comcastkills:

johnbrownsbodyy:

transgirlnausicaa:

y0u:

johnbrownsbodyy:

johnbrownsbodyy:

One of the strangest things about this society is that people don’t recognize sidewalks as utterly dystopian.

how much of the world has been removed my life by imprisoning me on the pavement, yknow?

Follow for more soft primitiv

what the heck are y’all saying against sidewalks?

a well-trod path through grass will get worn down to a dirt path.

dirt paths become quagmires of mud when it rains.

stone paths, cobblestones, pavement, were developed to increase sturdiness and durability of walking paths.

My point is that a world which demands that everyone take the same narrow path to the same few destinations is a sorry place to live. My problem is not with the pavement itself, so much as the territories it deliniates.

then don’t use sidewalks afldkdkskdkdjdjdjdjdjd

[[anti-civ voice]]: wow it’s so dystopian that we’re imprisoned on the sidewalk, and will be immediately shot on sight if we walk on unpaved ground

big throwback

im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”

Isn’t that the guy who fell asleep making fishsticks?

probablybadrpgideas:

Play a powerful wizard who insists that “solving problems with magic is for cowards”.
In each fight they roll up their sleeves and uppercut the enemy with their -2 strength modifier.