Silver Tongue

jwblogofrandomness:

When I’m worried I make Muppet memes (based on a scene from the Ethel Merman episode from season one of The Muppet Show ).

nebezial-asheri:
“more of this silliness
”

nebezial-asheri:

more of this silliness

lolipidgey:
“ sourisms:
“ dog spelled backwards is god
”
The lord is my shepherd
”

lolipidgey:

sourisms:

dog spelled backwards is god

The lord is my shepherd

instantbanana:
“ my-mental-pile:
“ itsme98z:
“YES. Make things clearer and more specific
”
Especially the first one! I have a really hard time knowing if somebody actually wants me to do something unless they are specific about the task and direct it...

instantbanana:

my-mental-pile:

itsme98z:

YES. Make things clearer and more specific

Especially the first one! I have a really hard time knowing if somebody actually wants me to do something unless they are specific about the task and direct it towards me completely. 

This is some adhd/autism solidarity Mood™️

big motherfucking mood

systlin:

libertarirynn:

the-mighty-birdy:

libertarirynn:

lastsonlost:

sherlockspeare:

Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

This beautiful smile needs to leave my heart alone.

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Why are all the BP deleted scenes the ones that show some real humanity and love between these characters? I want to talk to the editor right now.

NOPE CAN’T HAVE THAT IT’S ALL ABOUT THE PLOT MAN

Honestly studios these days are too afraid to make their movies too long so they end up cutting out a lot of humanity to make room for action scenes and plot furtherance forgetting that establishing who these characters are helps us care more about the plot.

Give me a four hour movie and a 15 minute intermission like I DESERVE you COWARDS

boyhikes:

lord-kitschener:

#me as a historian

THIS WOMAN LOL

todoroki-dokie:

doki-doki-todoroki-club:

can you imagine being todoroki

and training your entire life to be a hero and having your father beat you regularly for failing to meet his standards and you get into the top hero school in the nation and youre gonna be in and amongst the best of the best at long last

and you look around class 1-a on day one

and like half of these kids decided they wanted to be heroes like 6 months ago

one of them just broke his hand trying to throw a baseball

what the fuck were you even training for

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oldroots:

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

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TRIAL

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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hershuargames:

The Legend Begins