roguefucker69:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

skarchomp:

In 2018 can yall just like or dislike movies/shows/books/etc like normal human beings and not make it a Thing for once

p-pamda:

One on my top 3 of the troll call for now

villainveins:

commission for @jayspants 

this was loads of fun :P

softmealbread:

Death and his in-laws

moonpaw:

moonpaw:

someone wins the fantroll contest but their fantroll is gamzee with a mustache  

if i saw sakura katana in hiveswap i would think i was having a stroke thats too powerful for my mind to comprehend 

What if its just mituna. like not psiionic, jsut straight up mituna. bulging spandex and all.

banishedquasiroyal:

;w; babey boy. 1 like=1 prayer

apple-a-la-mode:

every single word of this panel name takes you on a new journey, my brain went to hell when i tried to read this

incorrect-dragonball-quotes:

Bulma: Our daughter keeps getting phone calls from boys.

Vegeta: What? Why?

Bulma: Because she’s charming and beautiful.

Vegeta: Trace the call, end his lineage, salt the earth.

Bulma: I’m pretty sure he’s 7

Vegeta: Then it should be easy.

micky-ann:

i hope to fucking god this hasn’t already been done

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