miedriwesley:

dragonlords-lair:

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

Question

Duck: I think the hornets are growing pot somewhere in the forest. Ive been keeping it on the downlow so they dont catch wind and burn the evidence. Its why ive been having conversations by myself at random times because im practicing to go undercover as an extreme teen to find out where theyre growing

Juno:

zarla-s:

There’s a 0% chance this fluffy boy is going to make it out of Deltarune alive.

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional eyes) visiting the surface would be blinded by the sun. 

To mermaids, covering their eyes with hair is similar to sunglasses.

Deep sea mermaids are also shy, accustomed to dark waters for hiding their monstrous appearances.

Freshwater Mermaid: Howdy y'all, I’d like you to meet my cousin. She’s a little shy :)
30ft Tall Deep Sea Mermaid with hair so long it turns the water black: ᴴᵉʷʷᵒ

adamtots:

CLASSIC GRAVY CONTENT

dovewithscales:

silvysartfulness:

v1als:

miss-serket:

solarine:

tkdancer:

tharook:

notquiteapolyglot:

þink again.

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

This is pronounced Stargoat.

Reblogging for Stargoat.

ectoimp:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

@providentially-demonic

keuppy:

eruditionanimaladoration:

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

Remember when we were taught about free market in elementary school and told that companies that don’t listen to customers fail?

asian:

I wonder how the meteor that was supposed to hit us back in 2012 is doing and if it’s interested in hitting us now

cloverlady:

i’ve had this in my head for 3 days i had to draw it