Silver Tongue

vamprisms:

shoutout to all the people in retail and distribution working this black friday

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petite-pumpkin:
“He loves it!!!
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petite-pumpkin:

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He loves it!!!

pukicho:

lutey-and-the-mermaid:

pukicho:

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

skippercifer:

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

dontthinkonithermione:

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

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Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

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johnnybumblebee:
“dumbshit new icon
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johnnybumblebee:

dumbshit new icon

shogas:

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

chefpyro:

My Jigglypuff floats around like a gotdang balloon and I love it

He is a balloon

valid: susie is a lizard

also valid: susie is a horse