Silver Tongue

fruitbi:

Someone: If you could have any one super power what w-

Trans and nb people:

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“in-fucking-credible”
“you have to pay us more now because we burnt your fucking house down” ”
step 1: adopt negligent and unsafe business practices
step 2: burn down california
step 3: get sued...

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in-fucking-credible

“you have to pay us more now because we burnt your fucking house down”

step 1: adopt negligent and unsafe business practices
step 2: burn down california 
step 3: get sued by customers for burning down california
step 4: make the customers cover the costs of your lawsuits???????

step 5: go into the customers’ own homes and personally fuck their wives

Big Bill Hell’s Investor Owned Utility Company

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memecollege:

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Kris.. Where’s the Door?

so-i-can-like-things:

setheverman:

jaywasablindpirate:

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Seth Everman forever on Epic Gamer minds…

Original meme by @mrcamillaa!! 

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@setheverman

the cycle is complete. 

lesserknownpumpkins:

Toasty from Spyro the Dragon/Spyro Reignited Trilogy

Marvus Xoloto :3
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marccurie-moved-deactivated2019:

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i haven’t played hiveswap so im not going to draw that sorry, but instead please take this marvus axolotl

megapope:

oh yeah my primary social media app is the one that got banned from multiple app stores for having child porn on it. the bone incident? sorry, you’ll have to be more specific, i’m aware of at least three instances of people posting about handling human remains.

big mood. when people talk about bone, i dont know if theyre talking about the woman who was stealing bones from flooded graves and selling them, the woman who got the bone of her severed finger turned into a necklace or capt holt yelling BOOOOOOONE

tumblr 2019 prediction

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

mechalesbian:

every day, at exactly the same time each day, staff chooses a blog at random and terminates it

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well this post turned out to be uncomfortably prophetic

national-posadist-primitivism:

slavery:

Staff deleted me for a few hours so I arrested 6ix9ine while I was bored

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