Silver Tongue

milknjuice:

nose:

lol they really deleted slavery whats the point of logging in anymore

southern plantation owners when the emancipation proclamation was enstated

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Wait so your name is Roran and we’re level 20. We’re in the Roaring Twenties!”

craigsliststripper:

i’m a point & click adventure protagonist. i pick up garbage to solve puzzles and have a skewed sense of morality

damaramegido:

the-real-d-sandman:

imhollering:

imhollering:

swarnpert:

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hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence

This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao

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He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car

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This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.

are you kidding this is my fucking dream car

armieggedon:

antikevinfeige:

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

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LEST WE FORGET

Mansplaining protip:

daughter-of-rowan:

kaylapocalypse:

kestrel-tree:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

  • Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
  • It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
  • So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

“Sorry for not posting much recently”

not-terezi-pyrope:

- Ancient Homestuck artist proverb

pregnantseinfeld:
“me getting chased out of a mensa meeting
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pregnantseinfeld:

me getting chased out of a mensa meeting 

kaijuno:

the-color-sienna:

kaijuno:

egberts:

me looking at literally any photo on this website for the last 3 weeks

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Hey Jess, lemme talk to you outside rq, ive got some /words/ for you

I will not be held accountable for my crimes