Silver Tongue

a-rinna:

saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree

as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and

homestuckorbust:

ectoimp:

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet?
Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

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duel the guardian of the piss alter

breastforce:

big tumblr glitch 2018: thanos snap

petite-pumpkin:
“Lancer acquired an egg!
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petite-pumpkin:

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Lancer acquired an egg!

ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

andrew1937:

true-king-of-monsters:

mageknight14:

noblewing:

zandolaf:

this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

@support and @staff are a bunch of braindead, incompetent morons who can’t code for shit. They don’t know what a bot is, so they purge accounts with actual people behind them. How can they be that stupid?

Know what’s even worse?

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The bots are still there.

You gotta be shitting me….

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Originally posted by finney13gifs

Son of a bitch. Why must porn bots torture this land?

nahofficial:

when tumblrer fucking dies ill catch yall in the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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roxolotl:

caustickrana:

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

milknjuice:

if this site gets deleted follow me on twitter my url is http://www.gmail.com

crashshot:

getting people to follow your artblog is a bit like

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