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Tumblr: oh so you want OP to choke to death because this post just didn’t meet your standards, huh?

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twilightmademegay:

3denali:

twilightmademegay:

In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.

This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause

Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats

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cynicalkittycat:

gilltheanon:

oikawad:

oikawad:

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u can’t tell me that this doesn’t have edward elric written all over it

ed, transmuting his arm to this monstrosity at every available opportunity: it’s fashion babey !

ling yao, who can’t handle this: i WILL kill you with my bare hands

@cynicalkittycat

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you HAD to tag me

I need this on all my blogs, don’t mind me

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chekhov:
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Please stop driving the tops into extinction
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chekhov:

iasus:

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Please stop driving the tops into extinction

martin-septim:

sapphicalienn:

kaijuno:

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

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darksp3ctre:

pickleparades:

hey listen, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever recorded in my entire life as someone who plays video games, it’s unedited and live and you have to see it

What an entrance.

corvidsgrace:

bibarrybluejeans:

roachpatrol:

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

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