Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes
Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes
This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?
Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point
heimdall watches you fap
- [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
- along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
- if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
- if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
- loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
- heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
- odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
- gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
- probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh
- “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
- “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
- Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
- “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
- The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
- *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
- *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
- *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
- Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
- *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
- #Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
- Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
- Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable amount of discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”
so the thing that fucks me up about elves is like, of course they’re great archers. they live several hundred years. you’d be good at anything if you could do it for several hundred years. but what really fucks me up is thinking about how elves go to war with humans and they’re like, looking at these dudes across the field and they nudge their elf friend and are like ‘oh my god Ch’adrick those dudes are like, twenty. they’re twenty Chad’rick. why are we fighting a bunch of babies’ and then they die because the babies can shoot arrows too. NOT GOOD, BUT THEY CAN.
#it’s like you feel bad for fighting a toddler?#but then the toddler has a sword#that’s fucked up
consider this: when Lup goes into her lich/reaper form, she does a magical girl transformation
Consider this: when Barry goes into his lich/reaper form, he does a magical girl transformation
Consider this: lup and barry eventually convince kravitz to do a magical girl transformation
bold of you to assume that kravitz “fake accents for the drama and regularly wagers time alive with quarries because it makes things interesting” reaper needs to be convinced to do a magical girl transformation
