Silver Tongue

tropiyas:

buttercup89:
When Seth Everman reblogs other posts made about him that is such a power move
this is like a villain declaring his presence in third person to the hero from behind

cricketcat9:

SO THAT’S WHERE MISSING SOCKS GO you thieving cat
AND ALSO UNDERWEAR?!???

yourplayersaidwhat:

Party sneaking up on dragon hunters with dragon expert who is not so subtly a brass dragon in disguise
Bard: You first, dragon
dragon: Actually its pronounced Dr. Agon
dragon assumes dragon form
Players spent about 5 minutes laughing at the fact that they didnt realize it the entire campaign

rybaris:

it’s hilarious to me that the dreemur family has now turned out two murder happy children

cjs-scribbles:

* Your brother was always attached to that character he created as a kid.

sonicboobs:

Patreon request, an Amy Doll but with huge cans.

30-minute-memes:

My one hope for the Detective Pikachu movie is that the Squirtle Squad appears as a local gang at some point

hungwy:

hungwy:
*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?
*cracks one open and it has two yolks* oh god… geminis :/

hurloane:

(lucretia voice) you can’t feed the voidfish your papa johns receipt so you don’t have to pay for it