if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
As an ace i second that^
if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine
I’ve heard that some Aces like myself are also willing to take fifty or even one hundred dollars so don’t be afraid if you need to go higher.
^same with some bisexuals, like me
As a bisexual I will accept literally any amount of money as an alternative to being quizzed on my queerness.
Money plus cake or similar baked goods is also an acceptable option.
You owe pansexuals 70 dollars, i can say this im bi
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school
so? in the show timmy was canonically 60 or so and made a wish which he erased from cosmos memory that everyone would stay the same age forever and nobody would remember
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
