Silver Tongue

theclockworkpony:

kingwildex:

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I’m at 5 what about you?

33. Picky as fuck.

kind of presumptuous to assume people are picky when half of these are something that many people are allergic to

nebezial-asheri:
“a bit more of this
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nebezial-asheri:

a bit more of this

spookyscaryhumanism:

rasec-wizzlbang:

universequartz:

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”

Sweety, darling, sugarpie….

Have you seen cutthroat kitchen?

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The best description I ever saw was one saying it was essentially the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

plus its really intense to see how professional chefs work not only under the pressure of time but also literally anything they could not possibly be prepared for as well to see how much theyre willing to sacrifice to win. The way they give the their opponents challenges is by bidding portions of their prize money in an auction.

happyeffect:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Everybody:

  • dance now
  • was kung fu fighting
  • wants to be a cat
  • wants to rule the world
  • in the club getting tipsy
  • walk the dinosaur
  • shots shots shots shots shots shots
  • have fun tonight

• needs somebody

• rock your body

• hurts

CLAP YOUR HANDS

poops

just-shower-thoughts:

Hitting someone’s back who is coughing is the human equivalent of smacking your electronics when they aren’t working properly.

retronerdinfinity:

The master of burns Yours Truly

i wish one day to be rich enough to have a sassy butler who does nothing but snark at me

hazeldomain:
“ theclockworkzombie:
“ toastoat:
“ newwavenova:
“ secretlesbians:
“ Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.
Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the...

hazeldomain:

theclockworkzombie:

toastoat:

newwavenova:

secretlesbians:

Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

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The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman & Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity & portrayed in a place of power & control. Realism humanized the female form in art, & removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal.

So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women.

Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed. 

Men: Niiiiiiiiiice

Artist: They have cellulite

Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

deadgodjess:

grayclouds:

viinria:

ahaze:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

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SYMBROCK CONFIRMED

Update:

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@deadgodjess it got better

I’m DYING!

@muchymozzarella

theyre both natrually bottoms but they take turns topping because someone has to

crowsing:

mitunafaptor:

vriska could have mind controlled everyone into a big musical number but instead she killed her friends

mind control wasnt necessary tho

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nochocolate:

Toby Fox shares original DELTARUNE concept art of the main characters. The file was called “THE FUN GANG”.