Silver Tongue

aquaticlemons:

feralcivilitas:

askmerriauthor:

Vengeful dragons, evil Liches, nightmarish Mind Flayers

D&D Party: [yawns]

Unlocked doors, waist-deep rivers, small groups of rats.

D&D Party: [breaks into a cold sweat]

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shout out to my players who have deafeated a wizard furry, a literal reaper, a balrog, a colossus and a skeletal dragon but almost died because they fell into some snow.

aceofstars16:

throwaninkpot:

aceofstars16:

Gravity Falls, proof that you can have an emotional, heartbreaking, heartfelt, amazing story without killing any characters. Other shows/stories, take note. Killing isn’t always necessary, if you are only doing it to make someone cry or to make it more “real” or “edgy” you are doing it wrong.

You’ve forgotten, they did kill one character. A kind character, who heroically sacrificed himself for the sake of his community, and met a tragic, heartbreaking end. 

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RIP Big Henry. You live on in my heart.

HOW COULD I FORGET BIG HENRY! 

vriskarune:

ithim:

thevriscourse:

absolutely nothing in a video game has set a tone as well as asgore smashing the mercy button at the start of his fight and thats just a fucking fact 

Please elaborate. I want to hear more about what you think of this.

not to be serious about epic divorce man but like. the asgore fight is more or less the payoff of the advertised theme of undertale - “you don’t have to kill anyone”, and he does the most to challenge this theme, not just to the player but on a personal level, since the running motif of undertale’s monsters is that they don’t want to kill you either, but they have to or less they will never be free. 

the scene beforehand, where small shock plays, is given additional context on replays and knowing how chara, flowey, asriel, and frisk all relate to each other - asgore is looking at someone who looks identical and acts identically to his child who, from his perspective, died of an illness that he could not prevent, and he has to kill them again 

it is as equally “you cannot spare me” as it is “i cannot spare you”, which when juxtaposed against how asgore never uses attacks that are aimed at the player directly, creates the mood that is “neither of us want to be here but we have to be for there to be a future at all so someone needs to fucking die already” and its really fucking good

aegipan-omnicorn:

facebook-reality:

tvheadfalls:

tvheadfalls:

what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a robot. can robots Not press the big funky button

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I know this is a shitpost but just in case you don’t know, it actually tracks the way the cursor moves. Bots can click it instantly and moving in a perfectly straight line, people take a few milliseconds to react and move the mouse imperfectly. If the computer’s still not sure whether you’re a human or not, it makes you do the 3x3 photo grid thing I never seem to get right

Humans best feature: our wiggles.

kankuroofficial:

I don’t think people realize it enough but this is the most iconic trio of all time. Naruto, Shikamaru, and Gaara having a verbal sparring match in a hospital room. Like we’re talking the future Hokage, the future Kazekage, and the future hokages advisor all in one room duking it out for the first time. Not to mention Gaara and Shikamaru become brother in laws and Naruto becomes both of their best friends. You know during random Kage meetings Naruto will get sentimental and be like “wow this takes me back guys, remember the first time we were all together and you tried to kill Lee, talk about memories..” and Shikamaru is just like “naruto no one wants to talk about that.”

gynocieum:

yeah-thats-me-ari:

gynocieum:

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

Jasper is my cat

OMG yall need to see what my friend just scored at a flea market!

antelopevalley666:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

peteseeger:

5779:

shiftythrifting:

par-vollen:

cummy–eyelids:

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My bbygirl Emily @queen-of-the-wild-things got this gorgeous antique partial human skeleton at a flea market for only $30 bucks!! All she was told is that it’s from a university, beyond that we have concluded it’s a female and she was probably pretty young based on her petite size and non-pronounced brow line, and unfused cranial sutures. If anyone has any further info/conclusions based on these pics PLEASE share it with us bc we want to learn as much about her as we can! You can tell from the green moss stains and the rusty metal bits used for articulation that this cutie clearly has some interesting history!

@shiftythrifting i’m sorry but i feel like a partial human skeleton is the DEFINITION of shifty thrifting

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This is not a respectful or appropriate way to treat human remains. This was a fucking person.

Are y’all gonna curse us all with bones at the end of the year AGAIN??

wait isn’t this the person who cut their toe off and sent it to their gf

Isn’t this the WHOM?

*breaks fingers* Okay i know that tumblr is basically one big gam of telephone but what happened was they had an extra toe that had to be surgically removed and they sent the surgically removed toe to their girlfriend. yes its still creepy but not as creepy as it was phrased.

silver-tongues-blog:

my bf: Please dont watch tutorials on how to run minecraft like a russian dictatorship

Me: Babe, dont worry

2 drinks later:

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i dont remember making this post

doubletranquility:

deadnametrading:

queerjoys:

maidofsalt:

One of the scariest things that happens on this website is that homestuck just goes trending every now and then for literally no reason at all.

Sometimes we all just collectively think about homestuck

Stockholm syndrome

stuckhome syndrome