salad:

same energy as this

greedygreen:

reality is a sin

@adurot theres more

bold of you to assume the company isnt spreading poison in the dumpsters to prevent the poor from getting food

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

adurot:

xkcds:

Also known as the Black Mirror-Mythbusters scale.

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Wait, why hasn’t this been done yet? This Has to have been done already.

askdiscordwhooves:

Tig belongs to @morseapple

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I JUST NOTICED HIS EYE SPLOTCH IS AN APPLE

magic-bonsai:

In the spirit of homestuck updating I decided to finish these up real quick. Kids and alpha kids are up next.

fallenangelvictorious:

penny-anna:

stevviefox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal  Mister Baggins!

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle) 

probablybadrpgideas:

Giant spiders are a cliche in fantasy stories

Instead, have normal-sized spiders that can shrink people to the size of flies.