buttonheart:

And Ralsei!

no feeling is as orgasmic as finally finding a song that you’ve been trying to remember for a long time and could only recall like 3 words from the lyrics and half a tune

greenekangaroo:

crime-she-typed:

babashookbitch:

rexkataki:

babashookbitch:

rexkataki:

babashookbitch:

rexkataki:

babashookbitch:

treefrogsoup:

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

So what do you call a group of women?

Friends

Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to

The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that

Not all men are like that

And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?

^^^THAT CLAPBACK WAS VISCIOUSSSS

it’s even funnier because statistically men don’t wash their hands and that’s why the ‘employees must wash hands’ signs exist. 

men are such a fucking disaster

scotchtapeofficial:

creepsandcrawlers:

spacehunter-m:

@cubern

notglacier:

my boy is in college now…

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

AU where sans is frisk and vice versa

Yall really need to make me stop

p-nim:

cishetsbeingcishet:

tbh im kinda glad that a lot of the realistic pokemon in the detective pikachu trailer are high key teetering on the edge of uncanny valley because like.. these are fantasy creatures that sort of talk and shoot fucking electricity and vines and fire and psychic energy out their eyeballs, they SHOULD look weird and alien. psyduck is a pokemon defined by the fact that it is experiencing an unending headache that motherfucker better look like he has seen the rise and fall of civilization itself. mr mime is literally like three brain cells away from being straight up human the sight of one should make me uncomfortable.

basically what im saying is we have been spoon-fed woobified anime pokemon for too long. put the monster back in pocket monsters.