thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives
big fucking mood
Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character
her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be
His name is Red Dead
His name is Redford deadford please respect that
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Bold of you to assume I don’t have enough wealth to bribe the gate keeper to let me in
