Silver Tongue

wolfwarrior142:

the-edge-marquess:

iguanamouth:

dan-mcneely:

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I mean it makes sense. It’s canon that

A) Humans are actually related to Pokémon, that we were one and the same, and Pokémon-Human marriages used to be common in older times (Canalave Library, Sinnoh)

B) Breeding mechanics results in a child of the mother’s species, with the father only contributing egg moves

So it’s conceivable that not only does Mr Mime fuck, but he can produce viable offspring with humans, and Ash is the son of a Mr Mime.

WHAT IS THIS CURSED SHIT LOLOLOL

didnt ash win his mr mime in a contest though and give him to his mom so she wouldnt be alone at the home anymore?

tokillapromqueen:

reddit-tales:

Workers, when have you said “fuck this, I quit”?

I used to work at McDonalds (I know). Opening usually involved me at the front counter with a headset on so I could do drive-through orders and handle making coffee / putting orders together / taking money at the front from the little old people that came in at the crack of dawn every morning. We would also have a manager who was there to be important and one person in the kitchen. We’re a small rural town so usually this is fine but we were on kind of a major highway so sometimes it would get busy out of nowhere.

Depending on the manager the amount of help we had would vary wildly. One morning we got super busy and I started cracking under the pressure. I’m a fantastic multi-tasker but my drive-through line was backing up since I was trying to juggle them and all the walk-in folks from my front registers and when it gets packed…well, it’s fun. I glance around trying to find my manager for help. I see him on one of our cameras – he’s outside smoking a cigarette around the side of the building. Mind you, this is like his third trip out to smoke this morning. I’m absolutely dying trying to get caught up. Customers are being passive aggressive saying they will come behind the counter and get their own coffee and stuff. I have people yelling at me in my headset from the drive through. I end up having to remove the headset just to try to get the frontline sorted. I start making progress with the front but I basically had to sacrifice the drive-through customers for two minutes.

Apparently the cars outside start yelling at my manager and interrupt his smoke break so he comes in, sees me with my headset off and goes berserk. He’s like “WHOS TAKING THE DRIVE-THRU ORDERS?” I’m in the middle of trying to get a fresh pot of coffee going so I sort of auto-respond “No one. Hang on.” as I continue to dash around behind our counter to grab a fruit & yogurt parfait for an order. He basically gets in my way and starts giving me shit. Loudly, talking to me like I’m a dog. I point to the camera and yell, loudly enough to disrupt the entire inside of the restaurant. “I’m these two registers, first window, second window, and I’m bagging. I’m like FOUR PEOPLE and you’re out behind the building not doing SHIT!”

His eyes go wide. I can tell he knows I’m holding on by my last thread. He’s sighs. And he’s like “You’re in a ton of trouble but we can talk about this later.” No. Fuck him. I’m done. I’m all riled up from random customers yelling at me. I toss him the headset. “You want to give me shit for not being able to run like four stations with no support? Run five. I’ll watch.” I remove my name badge.

He went to say something to me. I turn away, facing the one girl working in the kitchen who is watching this all play out. I remember telling her “I’m so sorry.” and then I dropped my name badge, toss my hat on the counter, grab a water cup, put on (and zip) my jacket so my uniform is covered up. I go to the drink fountain, fill my water cup, and then I go sit on the far side of the seating area and watch him go down in flames. He ends up ALSO taking off the headset and picking up the phone so he can spam call the whole workforce one by one trying to call for help. It’s like 5AM so no one is going to accept a call from their work number. About ten minutes into his struggle he ends up very loudly pleading with me to come back from behind the counter. I can’t even see him on the other side of the sea of people swarming the counter at this point.

I call back “I need a smoke first!” and I go outside.

I don’t smoke. I’ve never smoked. I drive home.

He ended up losing his job.

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otakucityactor:

yugi u stone cold motherfucker

lesbianlinkle:

so heres how im thinking pikachu tails work

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lots of fluff lil bendy bones. now heres my proposition.

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squish

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cairo-overcoat:

thebadpool:

cairo-overcoat:

10,000 years of people wearing the sex number on their necks and going to meetings and breeding lusii illegally in preparation for the second coming of christ and he slides out of the egg sac and starts saying slurs. 

this is so unsettling what the fuck does this mean

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Wrong Number Gone Right

buckyssxxhair:

catchymemes:

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that was wild since the very beginning

starship-one:
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tytanyx:
“Dash did a thing
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tytanyx:

Dash did a thing

sxbrinaspxllman:

0l0x:

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

congrats OP this is literally the only grinch post i’ll ever reblog

2018 grinch:
his most problmeatic feature is that he mains hanzo

1966 grinch:
He’s a mean one,
he really is a heel
He’s as cuddly as a cactus,
He’s as charming as an eel

He’s a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
He’s a monster,
his heart’s an empty hole
his brain is full of spiders,
He’s got garlic in his soul

He’s a foul one,
He’s a nasty, wasty skunk
his heart is full of unwashed socks
his soul is full of gunk
The three words that best describe him,
is, and I quote: “Stink Stank Stunk”
he nauseates me,
With a noxious super nos
He’s a crooked jerky jockey and,
he drives a crooked horse
!
He’s a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

i stand in solidarity with the houston journalist who tweeted, on her work account, to 125,000 followers, “O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp”

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me after getting dragged for using my work twitter account to post about how i want beto o’rourke to hold me down and make me cum until my calves cramp: this is exactly like hillary clinton losing the presidential election