Silver Tongue
validnoodle:
“WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY”

validnoodle:

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

chathurlant:

plankhandles:

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

“I present to you the finest escargot.”
“Ew I’m not eating snails. Sorry you’re chopped.”

fannishcodex:
“ chikuto:
“ I have a feeling Bill is really competitive …
”
@lemonadesoda
”

fannishcodex:

chikuto:

I have a feeling Bill is really competitive …

@lemonadesoda

pootisspence:
“The internet acts like a sentient Nostradamus maker. Just, people keep making cryptic predictions and then something that fits eventually comes up.
”

pootisspence:

The internet acts like a sentient Nostradamus maker. Just, people keep making cryptic predictions and then something that fits eventually comes up.

whateverbiteme:
“ oppa-homeless-style:
“ lesbianturtle:
“ drhds:
“ clockworkart-illery:
“ geekandmisandry:
“ usamilovelove:
“ usamilovelove:
“wtf
”
this post is just calling anti feminists racist
”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
”
Would you look at that, the shoe...

whateverbiteme:

oppa-homeless-style:

lesbianturtle:

drhds:

clockworkart-illery:

geekandmisandry:

usamilovelove:

usamilovelove:

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Would you look at that, the shoe fits

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN 

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give me your fucking wig

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

lorax177:

itsaspookylesbian:

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This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight

you know what? he just left

frogclabon:

spcrash:

Everything you need to know about the new Detective Pikachu movie:

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is ryan reynolds… not considered human?

hes pikachu

grubwizard:
“ clarabosswald:
“ zubenpics:
“ madmaudlingoes:
“ unexplained-events:
“ The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly.
The image is of a reactor core lava...

grubwizard:

clarabosswald:

zubenpics:

madmaudlingoes:

unexplained-events:

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. 

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiationThe Elephant’s Foot is almost as if it is a living creature.

Friendly reminder that this blob of core material was so hot and dense, it melted/burned through three floors of the building before coming to rest in the lowest basement.

And there’s now a unique species of black mold that feeds off the gamma radiation it produces.

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

wiki article about the mold

LOVE that mold!

can we eat the mold?