voidstifyinq:

* We’ve done this before havent we?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queer-musician:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-artist-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

builtfjordtuff:

remylacefront:

politijohn:

incel-waifu:

politijohn:

This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

Also:

Period

G*d people really acting like a bartender with student debt showed up to a photoshoot with a $10,000 wardrobe in tow. That’s not how any of this works.

seinfeldbassline:

dankmemeuniversity:

millennial-review:

kimbergoat:

skellyscoo:

busket:

kuradoodles:

if someone tells you that Superman’s secret identity disguise doesnt work just send them a picture of Griffin McElroy without his glasses

eyelashes

what the fuck

chefpyro:

loopy-lupe:

Everyone’s got a mask

chaossaber:

text:

“Good morning Jevil.”

(i can do anything!)

“Can you do the dishes?”