Silver Tongue

sailorbrazil:
mojav:
British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”
im not bovered
ello yewchube

o chem is problematic bc, when doing example problems on bond dissociation energy, my 58 year old prof erroneously assumed that the 150+ students in the lecture would find it unremarkable if he wrote “BDE: 69″ on the presentation board

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

as-per-usual:

adamtots:
beep beep
This is a masterpiece

theshitpostcalligrapher:

I have literally never tried this before and my first night of practice produced this and I feel like I have been given a glorious curse.
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gasp
a chosen one

nudityandnerdery:

It’s the little curlicue on the end of necromancy that sells it.

probablybadrpgideas:

Play a Tortle character that only speaks like the Turtle man from Master of Disguise.

incorrectfmaquotes:

Ed: Hey Winry wanna hear a chemistry joke
Winry:
Ed: …Is that a no?
Winryy: Oh sorry, were you expecting a reaction?
Ed:
Ed: I’m so in love with you.