Man, between Among Us, HLVRAI, and the 17776 sequel, the first convention after it’s safe to be in large groups again is going to look like a young child’s imagining of what NASA looks like. Just all robots, astronauts, and people in lab coats.
a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
“m…man?”
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
it’s still funny to me that the justification for taking away link’s iconic hat in botw was “to make him look cool.” okay why’d you put him in khakis then
i think the problem is that link is just uncool. you can’t make him cool. its not in his nature. he’s weird. he’s a weirdo. he doesn’t fit in, and he doesn’t WANT to fit in. have you ever seen him without his stupid hat on? that’s weird
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
