undergroundmonorail:

floateron:

dvas0ng:

I had a dream last night I had a daughter and I brought her to a MBMBAM live show and got to bring her up to the boys and ask “how would you rate this baby?” And Griffin yelled into his mic “you want me to RATE your BABY? Your INFANT? Your actual HUMAN CHILD?”

I can only imagine from there on Travis immediately says 7 and Justin holds up a hand says “hold on I’m gonna need some parameters before making a decision”

Hold on this is perfectly in-character

jewishdragon:

If you aren’t watching Round Planet then you are not living 

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“shitloads of wildebeest” 

cannibalcoalition:

Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay. 

“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”

“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”

“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor. 

“Well… I was working for the zoo.”

She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”

if its america, they actually cant do that. you would be able to sue them for discrimination.

k-eke:
“MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!
”

k-eke:

MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!

ifridiot:

botanicalmartian:

botanicalmartian:

First you BUILD robot

then you KISS robot

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no!!!!!!!!!

JUST TRY AND STOP ME

@gearholder

skellyanon:
“ special message from kanaya
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skellyanon:

special message from kanaya

yall mind rebloging this if you’re still homestucks?

fraymotifhut:

cluelesshoneycomb:

kill-la-killjoys:

looking for more active blogs to follow for homestuck and hiveswap

preferably with those sweet, sweet, fantrolls

I mean I do a shit load of other stuff on here but I’m still in hs hell

Mcyeet boi

Mod koh

orb-is-horse:
“ slipperygal:
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