Silver Tongue

phantomrose96:

sadwhore04:

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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delicadisima:

I’m losing it. you know when you’re doing the Urn of Sacred Ashes and you have to do that puzzle with your companions? Well if you don’t bring anyone with you, the game will give you some Ash Wraiths so you can complete it.

thing is i didn’t know you could leave with them and just, go on with the game

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listen bann teagan im going to make you an offer that you can’t refuse

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greekedtext:

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

while we’re on the topic of bullshit that happens at stores in america, cashiers should be allowed to sit down

mbulteau:

prozdvoices:

Here’s a YouTube version of The End of Wind Waker post.

Original post by busket

that’s pretty much it, yeah

sleepsong:

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politics in 2018 are wild

starridge:
“he!!! best boy!!!
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starridge:

he!!! best boy!!!

sunnycallme:

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

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computationalcalculator:

smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

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immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

chefpyro:

Wow it’s Snake Eater from the hit game Snake Eater

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snake eater from the hit game, snake eater eating a snake

fara-arts:

Kris just wants to be cool leave them alone Susie

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bold of you to assume that susie isnt a fucking nerd who played persona too