Silver Tongue

saintluvly:

lordvast:
saintluvly:
LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL
Tell me more about life 17 year old on the internet
ok die alone then idc

everything everywhere all at once (2022)

jacobtheloofah:

abraxas-calibrator:
ranidspace:
junederfluid:
ranidspace:
junederfluid:
ranidspace:
the news came in today

periegesisvoid:

socialnetworkhell:
buzzfeed:
Here Are Some People Who Are Very Confused About What “No Makeup” Looks Like
Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow
Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup
like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming

hellsite-yano:

vy2gumi:
egberts:
imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong
this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with

guerrillatech:

sleepy-bebby:

jinkies-binx:

yo they got estrogen in yzma’s lab

I can already see mewtwoandme's Mewtwo and Newt talking about empty nest syndrome, and then Mewt just acts as if that'll never happen to him, when it most definitely will

friendlyneighborartist

xxtc-96xx:

he’ll adjust, though cuddling with something baby-sized helps XD
@mewtwoandme