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obiboing:

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Giving Mario an axe he throws and comes back to his head may not have been the best idea

demonmeka:

moveslikekeithrichards:

fun game: if u listen to a weird variety of things reblog this with 3 bands u like that are completely different from each other and probably shouldnt even be in the same library

also half the people on this post………. y’alls picks are in the whole ass same genre wyd

theodd1sout:

Happy late fathers day!

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afallenwolf:

nedragon:

secretgaygentdanvers:

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ah yes, the two moods: horny and bloodthirsty

It’s Greek of course the only two moods are horny and bloodthirsty

Could that also be called…Bloodlust?

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Originally posted by muvana

ruenesca:

curiousobsession101:

the-spooky-birdy:

liberscaryrynn:

superbuzzwheeze-unsolved:

vrabia:

ayniasaubade:

philosophy-and-coffee:

the-multiverse:

iliveforthefantasy:

panda2296:

musingsofaramblerrr:

Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.

Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.

FUN FACT

Omfg

That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source.
Seriously, quit demonizing cats.

Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.

Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.

We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.

The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING.

It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.

STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.

(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)

If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.

Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.

All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.

are you kidding me, cats are super protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack dogs, snakes, alligators and grown-ass men if they thought a child was in danger. a stray cat in russia saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.

IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT KITTIES I SWEAR

“cats are not dogs”

And there’s the rub. People have issues with cats because they’re mad they don’t act like dogs. They are a different animal and they relate and communicate differently. That doesn’t make them worse pets or evil or something.

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Cats are good and pure creatures, dammit

Actually true fun fact! Cats who live with humans see those humans as colonymates! Cat colonies communally raise kittens. So if a cat’s human has a baby, the cat considers themself an automatic co-parent. So as far as that cat is concerned, that baby is its baby too. That cat is cuddling with and doting on its kitten.

Yes! Bless the kitties!

these are good additions. i will not tolerate feline libel on my dash

corantus:

gently shoving your friends into a locker 

destinytomoon:
“ I just saw the the theory of the lionless waitress on deltarune being the lion mettation fan on undertale and tbh…i love see the idea that she is now open and proud in be herself. T____T trans icon!!!
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destinytomoon:

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I just saw the the theory of the lionless waitress on deltarune being the lion mettation fan on undertale and tbh…i love see the idea that she is now open and proud in be herself. T____T trans icon!!!

rosexknight:
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“ libertariancommunism:
“I love Bernie now
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I can’t believe you left out the next panel
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Did the artist really think this is supposed to be anti-Bernie
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This is amazing omg XD
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its like that time...

rosexknight:

science-jumps:

unprecedentedgay:

libertariancommunism:

I love Bernie now

I can’t believe you left out the next panel

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Did the artist really think this is supposed to be anti-Bernie

This is amazing omg XD

its like that time anti sufferagates dressed cats like women with signs like “we want to vote” thinking that would turn people away from letting women vote.

cannon-fannon:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

hip-hip-bourree:

ronandhermy:

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Guys…. the mummy came out in the 90s. Bam. Mystery solved.

disregardcanon:

mrgaretcarter:

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aloohra:

poseidont:

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

bold of you to assume that gina didnt see through all their plans and pulled off the heist to give the baby the prize at the very last second.