purelintrash:

”You’re going straight to hell, @realDonaldTrump. No long lines for you. Someone will say, ‘Right this way, sir.’ They’ll clear a path.”

[@Limericking tweet]

rideofbrunhelga:

Something that went over my head as a child but just noticed rewatching this episode:

“There once was a man from Nantucket” is a famous opening line that is used in limericks.

As wikipedia simply puts it, “The protagonist in the obscene versions is typically portrayed as well-endowed and hypersexualized.The opening line is so well known that it, alone, has been used as a stand-alone joke, implying upcoming obscenities.”

So yeah. That’s why Mr. Simmons cut off Harold so abruptly. :D

ThE mOrE u KnOw~

kuuhaiyu:

probablybadrpgideas:

Play a gunslinger, who critically misunderstands their role as a gunslinger and just throws guns.

hyrude:

hyrude:

i cant watch the new sabrina because she looks like r. she really looks just like ros. like r

are you guys all cool with this

my-son-gohan:

sailorfailures:

I can’t put my finger on the energy of this gif but it’s Powerful

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:

moses returning to egypt:

ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go

moses:

ramses: i’ll never let your people go

moses:

fanfuckery:

liberalsarecool:

millennial-review:

Never normalize Nazis.

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.

doge-w-a-bloge:

barfy:

vzmp:

no offence but nothing will ever be more emotionally impacting then ‘despite everything, it’s still you’

be straightforward with you. 

my brother’d really like to see a human…

so, y'know. it’d really help me out, 

if you kept pretending to be one. 

#jesus god both of these lines have the exact same intensity for polar opposite emotions #also we cant forget at the end of an almost-genocide where alphys becomes queen and she says #“i should have killed you when i had the chance” and then hangs up and thats thr last line in the game #hhhhoooooohhh