idiopathicsmile:

orjustbecauseyoucould:

zarekthelordofthefries:

mousathe14:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

when you fail a perception check but pass the grapple check

stability:

peanut-caravan:

stability:

mylovemymadness:

stability:

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

jumpingjacktrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thetrippytrip:

framing this

THIS IS GLORIOUS

let’s bring this back since we’re still seeing backyard boys wearing camo to try to look like the soldiers they’re not, while marching against the freedom real soldiers protect

theroomyouneverenter:

i said NO CHEESE on my torso

fletchery-png:

shit waddup

casualscum:

lesbianlinkle:

casualscum:

She’s perfectly smooth

who?

The shark reading this

sethmeyers-andysamberg:

sethmeyers-andysamberg:

SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!

comedownstairsandsayhello:

gfycat:

bisexualcjcregg:

lamaenthel:

grimmnir:

I never see masses of whites trying to move into 3rd world nations and demand to be ‘natives’ or the government of that land hint at the same.

ranma-official:

higher-order:

I think..something is tingling again..could it be?

OY GEVALT.

It’s just a coincidence, goy, stop recognizing patterns!

Man, if only there was some kind of event in 20th century history that gives Jews a reason to be wary of rising white supremacist ideologies. I wonder what that could be.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

marzipanandminutiae:

kinkyturtle:

flintandpyrite:

kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

ravengoodwoman:

flintandpyrite:

Inexplicably annoyed by men writing about knitting!

???????

The tags on this are extraordinary:

girlfriend: *does a completely harmless craft that she enjoys, creating something while she watches tv*

boyfriend: “what is this anti-feminist spinster shit, i’m so alienated”

this is literally why I feel like I have to apologize for sewing

“sweetly oblivious old ladies” Hon I 100% guarantee to you that those old ladies are aware of you, your bloodline, your daily habits and your breakfast order and gossip about how rude you are as soon as you leave. 

“If you want to eavesdrop on someone, knit or sew or some sort of womanly craft. Men will act as though you are deaf and blind even when shown evidence otherwise.” - Tricksters’ Choice.