When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.
My cool friend bands raptors.
it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…
this is so funny wtf
hawkward
Cop 1: Hey chief, we just threw Leroy in the drunk tank again.
Chief: PHOTOGRAPH ALL HIS POSSESSIONS AND TELL THE WORLD OF OUR GLORIOUS WORK
This dude is Ash’s Dad or he survived Voldemort twice
imagine finding out your dad abandoned you for twenty years to go to Hawaii and get a job making tiny cars for bugs







