swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

nekurothings:

look what you made me do

ironicpeaches:

i hope you meant Crowbar lmao

itslikecranesinthesky:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via checka_bookout)

This must be one of the longest running jokes in pop culture because this is still as funny as the first time we all saw monsters inc as kids

kemonos:

thegestianpoet:

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I wonder how many open plot threads Steven universe has right now. Like, in total. Cause I can’t remotely keep track anymore.

• lars in space
• who shattered pink diamond
• white diamond? (not addressed)
• lapis fucked off into space with the barn so peridot’s living with steven again (resolved? is that a resolution? on hold?)
• pearl cant talk about certain things for some reason (not addressed)
  
• amethyst’s self-perceived inadequacy (resolved since smokey quartz?)
  
• what caused corruption and how to cure it (on hold?)
• jasper’s corruption (bubbled, on hold?)
  
• bismuth (bubbled, resolved?)
  
• the human zoo (on hold? what, they just gonna leave em all there?)
• who the fuck is the temple fusion (not addressed)
• peridot has never fused (irrelevant?)
  
• what happened to topaz (irrelevant?)

• that big floating ball in the moon base that they focused on but then garnet was like whatev and they fuckin ignored it like you KNOW that thing’s gonna come back in some way
  
• big fuckoff underwater sword??? last seen in EPISODE TWENTY SIX of SEASON ONE

to be fair, SU is a slowburn show. remember how long it took between the time garnets third eye was shown to when she was revealed to be a fusion?

bogleech:

when a cartoon character raids a refrigerator and comes out with a big armful of generic food like a whole dangling chain of sausages and an oversized drumstick and entire cheese wheel like nobody in real life really keeps in the refrigerator anymore…that’s what I want. Give me that.

potoobrigham:

mistynightsva:

Comic by @potoobrigham

Voice acting by @mistynightsva

The wheeze-laugh at the end got me.

17mul:

krispyklean:

Because I’m not “ethnic”, I’m black!

Every race of people have anti-blackness in their culture

(btw “3abeed”  means “nigger”)

Every race is guilty of stealing the black woman’s features while calling her ghetto for it.

Every race is guilty of stealing black culture and making it “trendy” but if we love our culture we’re disrespected.

Pro-equalty? Where was that bull shit when this was happening?

or this?

or this?

this?

where?

I’m still looking

where is pro-equality?

I don’t see it

Pro-equality?

Where you at?

I can’t see it

Where are these people who are “pro-equality”? White people don’t need equality cause they control the system! 

Before I’m a woman, I’M BLACK!

Before I’m queer, I’M BLACK!

My race will always come first the rest of my life!

Who’s here to fight for black people other than black people. Every race shits on us and then expects us to defend them. You can’t treat someone like shit and then expect them to be cool with you later, that’s not logical! Black people have band together sense we came to this shitty country but yet we have to fight for everyone? 

Yes, I will stand up for other race but because I am black, I WILL ALWAYS STAND UP FOR BLACK PEOPLE FIRST!

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