banishedquasiroyal:
“I DONT TRUST NOBODY AND NOBODY TRUSTS ME
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banishedquasiroyal:

I DONT TRUST NOBODY AND NOBODY TRUSTS ME

sapper-in-the-wire:

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

1r7:

white-flare-the-pegasus-mod:

1r7:

kanashi-konpyuta:

golfgalaxy:

humanwavetactics:

this year we oppress apple users

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Like y'all can see shit anyway all your phones cracked from dropping it a centimeter off the floor

sorry i cant hear you im too busy looking at someones pores from a mile away with my iphone 7 plus camera with HD retina display and 1920-by-1080-pixel resolution at 401 ppi focus

I know you can’t hear because they removed your headphone jack

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luckytheunfortunate:

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Tokyo has spoken

christopher-reeve:

remember that time superman got totally owned by deadshot

white people on tumblr

vividlyme:

repaying:

evil-loli-bitch-from-hell:

evil-loli-bitch-from-hell:

pekonyama:

evil-loli-bitch-from-hell:

pekonyama:

white1: i love broccoli

white2: omg i love broccoli too sooo much

white3: did some1 say broccoli? i love broccoli

white4: i’m factkin with broccoli uwu no doubles

white5: i’’md bbrrococoli ttoo wwhyyr r  uu a a ffakke off mme??

white6: *posts a pic of a broccoli* my boyfriend

white7: i want to shove a broccoli up my pussy

white8: omg guys i found a broccoli vibrator xD

white9: *rbs pics of broccolis and tags everyone in it*

white10: ii jsustt fuckigng lovove brrocoli soso muchy

and then there’s a “broccoli hour” which lasts 3 hours instead and you have to unfollow 10 people

This is actually really racist, but really fucking funny. I’m bouta do one with black folks and soul food, then Russians and vodka.

your url has loli on it

And? Tag my post with pedophilia again. I dare you. I’ll press charges for defamation of character.

screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.


Don’t think you won’t be found either. That email with the cap also includes your Dox, which will not be shared publicly. I’ve also forwarded this material to the local FBI field office. They take false accusations of pedophilia VERY seriously. Especially when your uncle is a high ranking Homicide Detective with good friends in the FBI, the US Marshals Office, and the NSA. 

hey guys! with this post reaching almost 100k notes, i’d like to inform everyone that sakura (evil-loli-bitch-from-hell) has been reported to the authorities for possession of child pornography and is hopefully being arrested soon.

happy new year!

LMFAO

oh wow, who could have possibly guessed

thequantumqueer:

cartnsncreal:

If NASA had the US military’s budget

America is spending way to much fucking money on the military. That shit stupid. $600 billion military budget - WTF?!! Chill! 

If the US military had NASA’s budget

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“What skill do I use to drive it?”
“Well, you have land vehicle proficiency, so-”
“You have two relevant skills! Truckin’ and f*ckin!”

weavemama:

I AM SO HERE FOR A HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER + SCANDAL CROSSOVER 

bpd-hyena:

serotnin:

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

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