katswenski:

Every party needs a fall guy so that when you light shit on fire and turn into a bunch of bears to avoid the consequences, it isn’t all for naught.

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chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

In The Empire Strikes Back, when Vader reveals he’s Luke’s father, he puts the emphasis on the wrong word.

“He told me you killed [my father].”
“No, I am your father.” he corrects him.

But Luke already said ‘you’ in his original sentence. So when correcting him Vader should put emphasis on the word ‘am’, which is different from the word ‘killed’ in Luke’s sentence.

“No, I am your father.”

Dude. Charles. I don’t even know if you’re right or not. But who the fuck cares

galoosreblogger:

captainfalloutfries:

im gonna kill myself laughing one of these days

onlyhomestuck:

Roxy Lalonde is bi, but men suck, and so far the only man good enough for any version of her was Dad Egbert.

limpblotter:

fruitxlup:

fruitxlup:

Taako is a Slytherin and Lup is a Gryffindor and you can fight me on that

Everyone is all scandalized and like “so do you two still get along orrrr?”

And the twins decide to play along and pretend like they now have this huge rivalry and they make a big show of publicly arguing about who’s in the better house and it usually ends with Lup whipping out her wand and challenging Taako to a duel and sometimes Taako just rolls his eyes and walks away because they don’t want detention that day, they both have plans, but sometimes he just grins and pulls out his wand and it ends with the corridor in flames and the twins storming off in a huff only to meet up somewhere away from everyone and laugh because did you see their faces Lulu??

I hope its ok to add on: but can we give Taako a Harry Potter moment. Like he SHOULD have been in Ravenclaw, the hat was inbetween but leaning towards Ravenclaw and Taako just responded with “I don’t look good in Blue” and before the hat even said anything he screamed “SLYTHERIN” and just hopped off. 

Meanwhile when the hat hovered over Lup it almost caught fire and it yelped “GRYFFINDOR” 

bob-belcher:

Watch out for children!

ike-james:

okami888:

mageknight14:

chunkycrow:

trilllizard666:

cookingwithroxy:

trilllizard420:

game devs could literally not use any famous actors in they shit and just go for talented veteran voice actors that can usually turn in a better vocal performance anyway and shave off millions from their budget they could use to improve the game and just

cut down the marketing a tiny little bit on the publisher’s part to save some money

so many huge devs and publishers have gone arrogant and are spending money all willy nilly on stupid crap rather than improving their games

As so many people have pointed out, ‘They could always just stop trying for the highest end of graphics and instead go for a set character style, which would save them a shitton of money on development and make for an iconic style to the game. Instead they spend money they don’t need to and then complain about the costs.’

golly gee you know what’s also crazy about that?

stylized games generally hold up far better than “attempted photorealism” games.

One of the best examples regarding the discussion of Art style > Technically better graphics is Wind Waker. 

I mean, fuck. Look at this. This game is 15 years old already and looks so much better than a lot of modern stuff.

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To further add to this:

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Jet Set Radio


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And Madworld.

Let me add this:

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The original ps2 version of Okami

I feel like the projected need for hyper expensive photorealistic graphics is one of the biggest detriments of the modern gaming industry. A lot of publishers seem to have become absolutely terrified of anything experimenting with style and art design.

bonersniper:
“Just gonna leave this here
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bonersniper:

Just gonna leave this here

divide-by-triple-zero:

thebibliosphere:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

birdcage:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

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@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed