hydrobiological-moved-deactivat:

passing another imposter really feels like this

jackmeister:

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

gendergenius:

when u run with the rest of the crew to stabilize the reactor and ur the imposter who sabotaged it

pmseymourva:

A potion seller was running a shop and to attract customers, they ordered custom doors that was shaped like a glass jar,

One night, A customer poked their head in once and asked “if their doors were closed for the day?”

To which the potion seller replied “Nonsense, my doors are ajar”

celtic-pyro:

musicalhell:

divajadelyn:

galagawiki:

Tactical

Why feel like a dick. Racists shouldn’t have nice things.

If your first impulse on being told “don’t be racist” is to do something blatantly racist, you deserve whatever happens to you.

Rook_Boi: Don’t be racist.

A gamer:

rottenremina:

justintaco:

Amelia describes her ideal snack

Amelia:

calladraws101:

Blessing

polteaageist:

captainsblogsupplemental:

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’

Perfect.

fuckaspunk:

brunhiddensmusings:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

points about this

-it was shot off by a cannon

-he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand

-it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’

-after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop

-after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

banjobutch: