Silver Tongue

targuzzler:
targuzzler:
theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?
lovers lost in a forest

“I call an Uber!”
DM: “Uber doesn’t exist.”
“I call Ye Olde Uber!”
- Our dwarf rogue, trying to find transport solutions for our stranded party

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:
entering 2018 like
*mario smashbros melee music playing*
update: 2018 is the year of the dog
we gonna get ‘em

ten-and-donna:

atheistj:
So Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, and Adam Driver showed up at the Belfast airport in Ireland. I think my favorite thing about it is Daisy and Adam’s efforts to hide their faces through jackets and sunglasses
And then Mark’s just like HEYYYYY!
freshman year vs senior year

bubblechaz:

so this happened…
💎💎💎

strawberry–pop:

noodle-dragon:
astroblu:
emiliotheexplorer:
noodle-dragon:
A smol awoo
This reduced me to tears
This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy
He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:
@spoopzoop

donnie–barko:

me: hmmm…… … .. .i’m feeling…. Impulsive,,
literally everyone in my life: i hear u and i sympathize but whatever you’re thinking about doing please consider the consequences before–
me:

banana0042:

hotmolasses:
mauve-moth:
stomatium:
just-shower-thoughts:
Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
They do actually!
I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.
Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.”
She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”
And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”
She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”
I had a teacher who couldn’t see color ( Achromatopsia ) and on the first day of class, he told us to tell him if his clothes clashed because he could not tell.

garfemon:

196 - ESPEFIELD - An Espefield is extremely LOYAL to any Jon it considers to be WORTHY. Unfortunately, it has not yet found a Jon that fits the bill, so it is loyal ONLY TO ITSELF.