schmergo:

scopesandskullties:

schmergo:

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

This pizza joint got it all figured out

I’d like to clarify, the Prick of the Week feature is regularly updated, as the last time I saw it, it was Elon Musk.

lauralot89:

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

• YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
  
• YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
• IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
• DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
• DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
• DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
• NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
• VOTE.

fathippyfeminist:

There are hundreds more.

probablybadrpgideas:

Sick of the party bard talking their way out of trouble, leaving you to sit there and watch your carefully made encounters being ruined? Why not turn the tables on them and make your next antagonist a level 20 bard who talks the PCs into trouble!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

whattheactualpie:

dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok

i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction

switch-up-snowfox:

thespectacularspider-girl:

aliceinozwiththebeast:

vandallsavage:

zezlemet:

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

Joker status:
[ ] Told
[ ] Told like a bitch
[X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

He can’t take a joke

tinytheursaring:

prettyokayray:

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

support.nintendo.com

thebaxterbuilding:

Batman: Hoarder. By Kerry Callen.