voidhop:

when that one bitch won’t stop calling emergency meetings

sanguinemsaucius:

This, I hope

carmelblood:

me waiting for someone to find my body in security

ijustgotpeggedinabentley:

gdchans:

Michael Sheen: No one except those from Wales can pronounce this 

David Tennant: Hold my whisky 

ryukodragon:

ghostiestart:

I read somewhere that keanu was ambidextrous

the-worm-man:

nflstreet:

didn’t even realize it was a bot because this interaction is so human

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

she dicked cockily down stairs

https://www.paypal.me/emilypyro

i actually got two donations and the “keep it up” one was bigger so anyway she penised phalluciously

sassy-potato-yall:

sketiana:

horror movies desperately trying to achieve what hearing my parents arrive home did to my nervous system up until i was seventeen

kiki-kit:

i couldnt sleep last night so i drew a fuckton of sans

it didnt help