Does the Mewtwo family like onigiri? WAIT! I meant to say jelly donuts!
I dunno what’s going through her head but those doughnuts sure are jelly filled
Does the Mewtwo family like onigiri? WAIT! I meant to say jelly donuts!
I dunno what’s going through her head but those doughnuts sure are jelly filled
if you think comparing the photos from two space telescopes is “pitting bad bitches against one another” I’m sorry you just have violence in ur heart
When I see photos from Webb next to the same photos from Hubble that I looked at on the family computer as a kid I cry a little because of how far we’ve come and how wondorous the stars are. I’m sorry if you think I’m making them fight like little action figures. I’m sorry you are always thinking of war.
So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer’s at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he’s Immediately like
The professional disgust, I’m living
with the eridan and feferi i drew yesterday, i have finished drawing ALL the seadwellers as axolotls
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it’s also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What’s the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car’s haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
….Ah