borbtort:

kreetn:

temporarilygoaty:

[video: Hideo Kojima plays a nintendo switch game where he and another player (both of whom are wearing sheriff’s hats) have a standoff, controllers at their sides, waiting to draw quicker than the other. Kojima adjusts his hat, looks at the onlookers, looks at the screen, then faces back to his opponent. they stare each other down for a tense moment. before the opponent can even react, Kojima draws first, lightning quick, and shoots. his opponent is visibly upset, having clearly underestimated Kojima, who begins flipping his controller around as if it were a revolver, finishing up by blowing the (non-existent) smoke from the barrel. an ocelot’s meow echoes as the camera zooms in on his face]

You’re…pretty good

i still can’t believe he guesses the EXACT time it says fire. no human can react like that. then again..

what do you expect? hes the father of revolver ocelot

ask-oncies-jizz:

lohboh:

between this, the dude getting a commission of himself being vored as a Tide pod, and the pic of a furry giving birth to Tide pods (please do not click this if you have any love for yourself), I’m starting to hate this meme

adan i’m going to fucking kill you in real life

galactic-corndog:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

queenadwoa:

Do you know how fucking HARD this is!? Turtles die of old age, naturally, that’s why they live so long. They rarely get sick and don’t have illnesses such as cancer or even the common cold, naturally occurring. So, for there to be turtle specific herpes……..it’s not a good sign.

This is really sad

So I googled this and apparently these turtles carry the herpes virus latently- that is theyre infected but they don’t have symptoms or problems. Stress is what causes these viruses to pop back up and lots of things cause stress. Even the wrong microbial environment can fuck this up. Human activity puts a huge amount of stress on these animals and their environment and as a result their immune system cannot keep the virus in check. We’re exhausting these animals into disease.

yandere-sayori:

iamlucyn:

shutupanddiehl:

@quillsareoverrated

weavemama:

weavemama:

LITERALLY

don’t forget “my wife wants to spend time with me!! therefore marriage is a trap haahaahahaha”

are straight people okay?

halflife2:

you know, at this point i think i’m pretty much completely numb to shit like this

kingjaffejoffer:

dolcedonn:

itskyalenotkyle:

This was so elaborate for no reason lol

This nigga gettin way too powerful he must be stopped.

I need the ending

i fucking love king vader

everything-is-stickers:

brummbart:

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

I don’t understand how Disney can look at the devout following of the KOTOR games and the massive success of RPGs like Elder Scrolls and Fallout and not immediately greenlight another Star Wars RPG.

Didn’t Disney make it a point to de-canonize the extended universe?

I’m not saying to continue the KOTOR series. But they should make a new RPG that takes place in the new canon.

I’m guessing in that case they assume KOTOR fans will just shun it for not being KOTOR, and Disney doesn’t have enough faith in the possibility of attracting a new audience to go ahead anyway.

RPGs are kinda niche these days so it makes sense for them to put their money behind a more mainstream genre like shooters with Battlefront instead.

the irony is that it seems like disney wants KOTOR to be canon or at least have influence in the new trilogy, mostly with the similarities between kylo and revan