Someone stole the Captain’s cookies aboard a boat, en route to our destination. Obviously an investigation had to follow.
Bard OOC: I want to question the human. He looks suspicious.
Rogue OOC: The Captain said he was gluten intolerant.
Bard: “Hey, you. Did you take the cookies?”
Human: “No. I don’t eat gluten. I think -”
Bard: “How do we know you’re not lying?”
Human: “I -”
Bard: “Hey, Cleric, pin him down. Let’s make him eat bread.”
Cleric OOC: I rolled a 19! I’m pinning him down!
Paladin OOC: I rolled a nat 20 on strength to shove bread in his mouth!
Bard: “Yes! Yes! Shove at least four slices! A good amount of gluten! Is he puking yet?”
They were all very surprised when the NPC was not only actually a celiac, but very upset with the party after this stunt.
December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s
I don’t like this post
it approaches.
(context: my wizard and fighter are arguing whether to go explore the dungeon or stay in the town and talk to more people)
wizard: i slap him with my fish
me: excuse me
wizard: did i fucking stutter
me: fine, you [wizard] roll a d20 and you [fighter] roll dexterity saving to see if you can dodge
wizard: nat 20 get fUCKED
fighter: are you fucking kidding me. *turns to me* are you actually letting this happen
me: listen, he said he wanted to slap you with a fish, so i guess roll a d3 for fish
wizard: i got a 3 motherFUCKER
fighter: WE’RE ONLY LEVEL 1 YOU TOOK A THIRD OF MY HEALTH ALREADY
dont forget
you can tell the first generation of weeaboos are starting to make cartoons. you can just tell.
#Someone add a picture of woy #With the Voltron robotOnce again, Tumblr has failed to include any Nick shows. Allow me to fix that…
#WHAT ABOUT THE PHINEAS AND FERB CARAMELDANSEN
#and dont forget the new svtfoe ep w a sailor moon ripoff
Robomechabotatron is my spirit animal
Bless this postYou forgot the most important one!
How could you guys forget
