i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this
i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.
meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.
on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.
honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.
being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.
anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat is supposed to look like.
as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before.
i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.
this is both the most enlightening and the saddest addition to my post.
i was exaggerating the best i could, and it turns out to be real. i’m so sorry for you.
Look everyone, the SJWs are finally trying to make memes! They may be a few years late and failing miserably, but we’d better give them praise and cookies or else they’ll go back to breathing really heavily and mercilessly beating their keyboards.
Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:
- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender
- I’m gay and confused
- That’s it
-When I talk about my girlfriend, straights think she’s just my friend
If this is the extent of your oppression, please re-evaluate.
Bad news guys lesbians aren’t allowed to complain about anything that annoys them unless it’s the absolute peak of the oppression they face :/
There’s oppression, then there’s petty complaints. Apparently you don’t know the difference.
So lemme just clarify what’s happened here. I made a post complaining about something and didn’t at any point even mention oppression. You have then, for some bizarre reason, brought oppression into it. But you’re now saying that it’s ME who can’t tell the difference between petty complaints and oppression?
When people are so obsessed with belittling minorities they self insert shit
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.