Silver Tongue

sodomymcscurvylegs:

d1rtypaws:

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

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toxicsartdoodles:

Take my phone away from me…

roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

captainsnoop:

i want to ignore overwatch but every time it makes the news it’s always unavoidable and the thing that happened is always ridiculous 

like how am i not supposed to react to “blizzard accidentally made mcree 100 years old because they’re so bad at writing and also they released a character that suffers from Blizzard Sameface so hard that everyone thought she was a cowboy themed Mercy skin.” 

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

fuck i have a legendary idea but i cant draw it properly bc i dont have a tablet im dying

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never mind absolutely fucking nailed it you’re welcome folks

xenosagaepisodeone:

xenosagaepisodeone:

are the oompa loompas unionized

It has come to my attention that the oompa loompas are functionally serfs

blooberrybuffet:

Peppa p i g

G u n

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Kris: Thank you for showing me there was still a part of me that could feel like this. Because now that i know where to find it, i killed it forever. so thank you for freeing me.

Ralsei: No. You were so close to being a person! you were so close!