obscuritiesoffbeat:

somewhatsociable:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

turing-tested:

transparent vriska for yr viewing pleasure

lady–oneiros:

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

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loveaintforkeeping:

When you say you play D&D

What people hear: I’m a gigantic fucking nerd

What you’re actually saying: I’m a gigantic fucking nerd with at least 3 friends that tolerate my presence on a weekly basis

fatherbrew:

I️t really shouldn’t be considered rude to say you want to be alone. Like you not entitled to my time my guy

paulsebert:

This Holiday Season spread the good word of Terry the Non-Denominational Gift Delivery Dragon!

aeritus:

Humming “Icona Pop - I love it (I dont care)” while drawing this  🎶 🎶 🎶

thesunshinydays:

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crybabydyke:

The phrase “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” can apply to terrible things too. You may not realize the amount of pain, depression, or abuse you are living through until you experience what life can be without it